Einstein Simplified Bulletin Board

[The Recapper]

The host for the evening was Paul, and props to those coming out on a cold evening.

First Line Last Line - Starting out the evening the lines were, "Holy crap Batman", "Now it smells better", "Have you considered butter?", Watch this, I'll make it come out (off) my nose", "Even thought it's got snot on it", "I wonder if it's still rideable" (x2), and "Long and painful night".

New Choice - Roy and Snow were in Bratislava (in Prague), land of the beautiful oversized women. A slew of eighties personalities showed up with Reagan taking the win, then the toys finally ending with the creepy Teddy Ruxpin and finally the silly walks.

Authors - Frank (Dr. Seuss), Greg (Sarah Palin), Mike (Hunter S. Thompson), and Fennell (Stehpanie Meyer) told the story of Turkey Prom. Nice rhyming, a blank stare, strange happenings and glitter all made for a grand prom.

ABCCBA - Roy and Snow were on an epic journey to Mordor starting with the letter C. Buzzer caused a new choice, bell switched directions, and almost three letters were done in the correct sequence due to the corrupting nature of the one ring.

Deaf Replay - Greg and Mike started the scene as Frank and Fennell went to the back and isolation. The first scene was going to the amusement park, virtually, with energetic tickets, safety helmet for the roller coaster, an injury and bactine, ferris wheeel, the tilt-a-whirl and finally a virtual hot dog snack. Frank and Fennell put themselves in a lamb slaughter house.

One Voice Interview - Fennell interviewed the famed Frank'N'Snow who was an expert in virology. We learned a great deal about viruses. That's all we're saying.

Scenes From A Hat - The scenes were: Amish Mardi Gras, Crying your way out of a ticket, night at jersey shore, stuck at a Michael Bolton concert, Frank's blog after dark, worst super bowl commercials, pocket full o' badgers, all dogs don't go to heaven, new i-pod appsunbelievable homework excuses, and jesus and satan getting high. I can smoke on water.

Every Other Line - Greg read and Snow provided every other line as they were at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Snow was shooting to work in "I didn't know it was mine" as the last line of dialog. USA was cheered on, the blackness of Canada was everywhere, off to see the luge and skiing where the brazilians and other national teams luged by, then with the skiing Greg ended it with "Fuck Texas". Yep, you read that one right.

Dating Game - Bachelor Mike (Shaun) was introduced by Snow to the three bachlorettes Frank (a cactus), Roy (growing snickers out of his body), and Fennell (Abe Lincoln). Good questions on Mike Shaun's part led to him not choosing Abe (he's republican) Frank the cactus (not into cacti), choosing Roy the snickers grower, why wait?

National Anthems - Fennell sang for Frutopia, Greg represented Scotopa and Snow led us in the anthem of Whodatistan. Gay bananas. Yes. Gay, dancing, bananas. Figure out which country had them, you might be surprised.

World's Worst - Base jumper, bassist, way to surrender, tiger tamer, candy heart phrase, sandwich shop, and PSA. Thanks cast of police academy.

Actors in a Triangle - The words were purple, gerbil and saddle. The first three were Frank, Fennell, and Roy. Prince, hidden gerbil, and weird cowboys were the scenes. The next triplet was Snow, Mike and Greg. Inhaling, wrangling gerbils, and and saddling a friend were the scenes.

Evil Stick of Gum (New Game) - Snow was the evil stick of gum that Fennell was chewing as Greg was his partner at the pediatric office. It ended as Fennell said of their competition "What a dick" and the gum added "he has".

Pickup Lines - The lovely Kristin joined us on stage as the nouns were vulture, chapstick, curtains, pencil, board game, mud, sham-wow, snuggie, vinyl record, mustache, jelly bean, and X-men. Mulitple rounds where no one was removed, multiple times through board game, and X-men was where Snow's Marvel knowledge beat out Frank and his trivia.

Chain Murder - Snow, Greg, Frank and Fennell (in that order) had to figure out Dairy Queen, Marine Biologist and Valentine. Had you been there you would have been amazed at how they got to 80% correct when it surely looked like an epic fail was imminent. Note, Greg got it when he was dead for the Dairy Queen clues.

Chair Board Winners - Craig Mobley and Rachel Kempf.