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Tuesday - March 2, 2010 - The Night of Betty White's Odyssey

 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:54 pm    Post subject: Tuesday - March 2, 2010 - The Night of Betty White's Odyssey Reply with quote

Dave Fennell hosted our Haiti Benefit Show.

Story, Story, Die - The story, The Flesh Colored Monkey that Loves Rolling Stone. Mike was out first with a death by beehive, Roy next with death by lincoln logs, Frank was gone with shake weights, Snow by a rolling pin and Greg by ritual suicide. Paul was the last man standing.

New Choice - Snow and Mike were port a potty janitors with an obsession on prime numbers and pouring sugar.

Hangover - Frank was the hungover dude, Roy and Greg helped him remember that he was with Dennis Hopper using Rin Tin Tin to help them find coke at the sunsphere. You would have thought Mexico, but you would have been wrong.

World's Worst - Orthodontist, wedding photographer, mall kiosk, divorce counselor and breakfast food were worsted.

Actors in a Triangle - Paul and Roy (hockey), Roy and Mike (gobstopper) and Mike and Paul (curtain) were the first triangle. Paul was a new ref with Roy high sticking as well as Paul saying go and other inappropriate things. Mike was still working the gobstopper passing it to Roy for his next ten days. Mike and Paul were calling it curtains.
Frank and Snow (hockey), Snow and Greg (gobstopper), and Greg and Frank (curtain) were the second triangle. Frank and Snow were upset about no football and opted for fast curling, Snow and Greg were trying to choke Greg with a variety of items, and Greg and Frank were looking for a book, like Agatha Christie's or others.

Down on the Farm - Roy was the farmer, with Greg as a platypus who wants to be in a Dr. Seuss book, Snow was a grizzly bear with no legs, Paul was a bulimic puffer fish, and Mike was a woodpecker with Angelina Jolie lips. That was one crazy farm, and four traps at once?

Freeze Tag - Frank and Snow started with New Zealand yoga, climbing, light bulb changing, backpacks, 8 seconds and a quarter.

Evil Gum - Frank and Paul were at a ToysRUs with Snow being Paul's evil gum. That gum was crazy wild, and we learned too much about action figures.

Typewriter - Mike wrote the Betty White Odyssey where Betty (Paul) time traveled and made all kinds of history.

Things You Can Say - Breakfast, olympics, nose hair, peanut(s), and action figures.

Hitchhiker - Snow drove and picked up Greg (a clumsy ninja trying to get to the X-games), Frank (wanting to get to Newark, NJ with his malfunctioning Tenile gland), and Paul (Forrest Gump syndrome wanting to go where the wild things are). Poof, Greg's a ninja.

Do Run Run - God (Greg out), Chase (Mike gone), Jack (Snow away), Tex (Fennell departs), Keith (Paul falls), and Biff put Frank in the dirt with Roy winning.

Thanks to everyone for contributing to our benefit.

Chair Board Winners - Jennifer Irwin-Morris.
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