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Name: Tom Morris Sent: Tue December 18 2001 03:42 AM Hey Einstien this is Tom and Jenn your hardcore psycho stalking fans in the front row. We have a BIG surprise for you guys tonight. Name: Steve Denton Sent: Sat December 15 2001 05:09 PM Oh my Joe, you flatter us! You may mispell more words since moving to Nashville, but you still love us. Name: joe giordano Sent: Sat December 15 2001 09:41 AM Hello you raucaus einsteinians and fans of einstein!!! Just wanted to pledge my support for the best damn improv group to ever come out of Alaska and Tennessee!! Nashville is much bigger and has more theater, but the improv here doesn't come close to what you all are experiencing in KNOXVILLE! So, for those of you in Knoxville who are sitting at home on tuesday nights, sipping on your 13th Natty Lite and second pack of cigarettes while catching up on the newest season Ally fucking McBeal that you've been taping for your last month and a half of your miserable life, you COULD be out tearing up a gut with laughter at the funniest live act within ATLEAST two hundred and fifty miles and probably even more!!!! Okay, so you're not watching "artists" up there on stage. Waah. Big deal. Who likes artists? Artists are boring pricks!! What you're watching is an entre of comedy seasoned with sprinkle of bitter and all the laughter you can eat, timed perfectly so as to come out fresh and tasty and...OH, GOD SOMEONE SHUT ME UP!!!! Name: bruno fassenbinder Sent: Tue December 11 2001 10:56 AM hello! dirty sanchez! my chimichanga! Name: blue man group Sent: Tue December 11 2001 10:55 AM we are still watching Name: Reverend Jing Ram Diddly Sent: Mon December 10 2001 02:49 PM Amen Brother!Preach on and testify. Merry Christmas Name: Brad C. Hodson Sent: Mon December 10 2001 12:31 PM JESUS CHRIST! Name: Bruno Fassenbinder Sent: Fri December 07 2001 07:28 AM Jelly Donut??? Why would I even eat that American garbage. In my home Canton we eat only the most deliscious eclairs. This message is private 
Name: Wes "Damn Josh is too funny" Hope Homepage: http://www.einsteinsimplified.com City: Patrick Sullivan's Sent: Wed December 05 2001 04:02 AM Note to DefDrummer: There's no reason to get up in arms over this. Note to FCLP: You said "schism"! *snicker* Note to Blue Man Group: He's all yours. Note to Shaggy: Curry ate out Wilma last night. Note to Whammy: Wake me up before you go-go. Note to Steve Superior: Baby Doll did a nice impression of you. Note to Prog: Pain gone. Pain voted off island. Note to Billy Squire: Your Dad called. Something about going blind if you keep that up. Note to Ms. Hepburn: Will you take Brad and a tube of K-Y in exchange? Note to Baby Doll: Curry did a nice impression of you. Wetting the bed, crying, oral fixation, short stature... Note to Aunt Fred: You said it all- "lill pal kurry has ben". Note to Luv-va: Got a rope and an old Chevy? We'll drag him on stage. Note to Jean: At the movies watching Lord of the Rings for the 12th time. Stick around; I'm sure he'll want to tell you all about it. Note to Walken: You don't scare us. We all got Steve's Christmas cards... nothing can top that. Note to Bruno: We're not sure about your "eclair", but he did say something about liking the "jelly donut" whatever that means. Number of entries: 824 Thank you for taking the time to sign our guestbook. We appreciate all your comments and your patronage. [ Back to Einstein Simplified ] |