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The last message from a fan was in 2012. Most are using our facebook page now for comments. So message submission has been turned off, but the guestbook remains for your perusal. Enjoy the historical records.






Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.EinsteinSimplified.com
City: Knoxville
Sent: Tue January 05 2010 12:00 PM

Sometime in the wee early hours Alessandra Jolie Fennell came into the world at 8 pounds 11 ounces. Allessandra, Whitney and Dave are all happy, healthy and doing well.



Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.einsteinsimplified.com
City: Knoxville
Sent: Sat January 02 2010 05:04 PM

Thank you to all the regular fans and new fans who came out to see us at First Night. We had two great shows with special guest Brad Bumgardner. Dave Fennell was also able to join us this year, which was spectacular as well. This year we were also performing in the TVA Auditorium, a much nicer venue with a stage that allowed for better visibility. We'll see you at our regular show starting January 5th, 2010.
Happy New Year.



Name: Lisa
Sent: Wed December 02 2009 12:02 PM

I have suggestions for two new games.

One could be called People's Court or Judge Moody.
The judge has to guess the criminal's crime while lawyers defend and prosecute him. The judge could be given a quirk.

The other could be called Here Comes the Bride. A wedding ceremony is being performed. The bride and/or the groom are celebrities or given quirks. The bride enters the stage from the audience. Everyone hums the wedding march while the bride enters. During the wedding, someone pipes up with an objection as to why they should not to get married (this could be something that has to be guessed by the wedding party).



Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.EinsteinSimplified.com
City: Knoxville
Sent: Thu November 12 2009 08:36 AM

Thank ya kindly young lady. Its not often that someone signs our little ole guestbook, so we appreciate the comment. I'm not sure why you felt you needed to apologize, but we'll take it and smile. The Wichita kids evidently just finished a big roundup and needed to wind down some, so no hard feelings. We'll make a point to say howdy before the show starts next time. See you next Tuesday.



Name: Tyler Jade Kirby
City: Knoxville
Sent: Thu November 12 2009 01:47 AM

I'm with the Wichita kids. They're not trying to be assholes, they just don't realize they're not funny. Give them a break one night, they'll love you forever. And they're not really from Wichita.



Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.EinsteinSimplified.com
City: Knoxville
Sent: Fri October 30 2009 05:41 PM

Thank you to all the fans who came out on a rainy Tuesday night to participate in the Halloween themed show. We and the crowd agreed that the best costume of the evening was the pairing of Andrew and Craig as Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley doing the Chippendale sketch. Spot on, and yes we did make them do part of the routine. Well done gentlemen.