on the first day of christmas einstein gave to me
	our favorite noun a chair.

on the second day of christmas einstein gave to me
	our title 2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the third day of christmas einstein gave to me
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the fourth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the fifth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the sixth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the seventh day of christmas einstein gave to me
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the eighth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	8 masters of ceremony...
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the ninth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	9 nerdy references...
	8 masters of ceremony...
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the tenth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	10 semi-truck horns...
	9 nerdy references...
	8 masters of ceremony...
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the eleventh day of christmas einstein gave to me
	11 guessing games...
	10 semi-truck horns...
	9 nerdy references...
	8 masters of ceremony...
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

on the twelveth day of christmas einstein gave to me
	12 buzzers buzzing...
	11 guessing games...
	10 semi-truck horns...
	9 nerdy references...
	8 masters of ceremony...
	7 belly rubs...
	6 sarcastic comments...
	5 SHOTS FOR BILL...
	4 chair bitches...
	3 new members...
	2 superfans...
	and our favorite noun a chair.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!