Lance Harwell, pensive wine connoisseur and gourmand
Lance Harwell has always enjoyed all things funny. In fact, he was the only one to laugh during a elementary school field trip to the slaughterhouse. Lance also does many things at a mediocre level; be it skydiving, theatre, Guinness, watching films, or his half of an engineering degree. He spends most days lost, confused, and daydreaming until he finally realizes that he's driving an automobile. Watch out for Lance, he'll either run you over or make you laugh.
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