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Year 2001


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December 18th Benefit Show

The show on December 18th will be a benefit for the Second Harvest Food Bank. All monies collected that evening will be donated to the Second Harvest Food Bank. Additionally attendees are encouraged and moderately threatened to bring cans of food and other nonperishables that evening as well. Thank you all for your support.
 
 
Currie Adams Number Retired

Currie Adams has gone the way of Mark McGwire. After two years in the group he has gone on to better things, such as public broadcasting, DVD collecting and fantasy film watching. While this is surprising to some, it is not news to others. Tom Brokaw was aghast, yet Dan Rather was nonchalant about the whole thing. Go figure. Currie can be reached for comment through Miss Cleo and Hospitaliano®.
 
 
That was quick - Bye Ely

Ely Smith has left the group. Yep, two shows and then off to pursue the acting thing. For those of you enjoying the presence of a female on stage again, we will have to go back to the old standard of Bill in drag. Meanwhile look for Ely at various and sundry WSDT Theatre Performances. She'll be the one not in our group anymore.
 
 
Thespians in the group

Ely will be in "You Can't Take It With You". Running at the West Side Dinner Theatre every Thursday, Friday and Saturday from November 10th until December 22. All shows are at the West Side Dinner Theatre at 12801 Kingston Pike, call 966-8768 for reservations. Dinner is from 6:45 - 8:00 with the show starting at 8:15. Tickets are $25 per person and group rates (10+) are available at $19.50(plus tax and tip).

Josh will be in the Pellissippi Players presentation of "Anne Frank". The play runs November 9-18. Performances are at 8 p.m. on Nov. 9, 10, 16 and 17. Matinees are set for 2 p.m. on Nov. 11 and 18. Special School matinees are also being offered. In addition, the choral group, Variations, will perform in the theater lobby before the Nov. 10 production. All shows are in the Performing Arts Center at the Pellissippi Campus on Hardin Valley Road. Tickets are $10 adults, $8 students and seniors, $6 for children under 12. For tickets and information, call 539-PLAY(7529).
 
 
Ely Smith joins the group

Ely Smith joined the group on October 9th, 2001. This marks a grand return of estrogen to the stage. We are very pleased to have Ely in the group and look forward to her every contribution. Yes we know that she spells her name Ellie formally, but this is her stage spelling so relax.
 
 
September 18th and 25th Shows

All monies collected in the tip jar for both shows were donated to the American Red Cross disaster relief fund. We are proud to report that the 18th show set a record at $162.20 which was promptly broken by the show on the 25th with a take of $183.65. Even better was that Patrick Sullivan's matched with $100.00 for the 25th. So our grand total to the Disaster Relief Fund was $445.85. Thank you all for your contributions and thanks to Sean and Frank for the match.
 
 
Memphis Comedy Festival Big Success

The Festival was a huge success. We made new friends, reaffirmed old enemies and helped to make Beale street sticky two nights in a row. Many thanks to Greg Childers of Vertical Imbalance and The Historic Daisy Theatre for hosting the event.
 
 
Friday & Saturday, September 7th and 8th, 2001 Memphis Comedy Festival

The boys are taking their show on the road. That's right in September we are going to Memphis to participate in the first Memphis Comedy Festival. The festival is a benefit for Multiple Sclerosis, all proceeds being donated to the local Multiple Sclerosis Society in Memphis. Check out the link at Memphis Comedy Festival. In case you need to know where the festival is look at the Historic Daisy Theatre at 329 Beale Street. That's right, we're bringing comedy to the home of the blues.
 
 
Saturday, July 21, 2001 9pm - Blue Cats Live

On July 21st we will be performing at Blue Cats Live in the Old City of Knoxville at 9:00 p.m. Blue Cats is at 125 East Jackson across from Barley's visit their site at Blue Cats Live. There will also be a musical interlude starring Todd Steed. No relation to the Steed of The Avengers.
 
 
First Patrick Sullivan's Show a Huge Hit

Our first show at Patrick Sullivan's 3rd Floor Party Room was a huge success. Record crowd, record laughs and record breaking in general. This is anticipated to be the regular type of Tuesday night show that we have when situated above the streets of Knoxville. Don't question, don't delay and don't wait. Get your butt downtown and then proceed to laugh it off.
I had just come from a horrible accident and was unable to speak or move. But before the first half hour was over I was dancing and laughing and my portfolio had tripled in value. These guys are miracle workers.
- Jake Andrews
 
 
New Venue on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - Patrick Sullivan's

On July 10th we will be moving up to Patrick Sullivan's third floor party room. Why you ask? Don't be rude, just wait for an explanation. We have run out of space at Manhattan's. That's right, we are so popular that we have had to turn away people because we did not have enough space to seat our fans. So come out on the same night, Tuesday, same time, 8:30 p.m., but different location the third floor of Patrick Sullivan's, diagonally located across the street from Manhattan's. Don't worry, we'll have signs and maps up at the old digs to guide you on your way. See you there!
 
 
Josh Davenport slacking off

Josh has taken a two month sabbatical to indulge in a bit of personal growth. He is investing time in the study of the bard. What you ask? Again, some damn patience. Josh is with the Shakespeare in the Park festival doing some roles and stuff like that. Anyhow, he is supposed to let us know when the shows are, so we'll let you know.


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