Einstein Simplified Updates & News
Year 2003


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October 7, 2003 - A spectacular show

Not since the first rotoscope was introduced by Edison has there been such fascination, amazement and entertainment. Brad Bumgardner put together a DVD extravaganza that ran for 15 minutes before the start of the show and through out our entire performance. It was incredible. Copies of this DVD will be available for sale later in the year for a very unreasonable price. Our goal is to have some of the DVD up on the website in the near future. Way to go Brad. Watch the site and your e-mail for the next big production.
 
 
Celebrity Bartending at Preservation Pub - October 7, 2003

From 5:00 until 7:00 p.m. your faithful improvers were behind the bar filling drink orders, chatting up customers and collecting tips to benefit Second Harvest Food Bank. A huge thank you to the regulars who showed up to support the new pour masters and our charity of choice. The teacher squad and superfans were well represented. At the end of the evening the grand total was $121.00, the average celebrity bartending we were informed is $30.00 - $40.00. Not bad for Knoxville's premiere A-list improv celebrities.
 
 
Second Annual TRIO Show - September 19, 2003

Yes, we performed again at Pellissippi for the TRIO group. This time was extra special as September 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Check out the Photo album for pictures.
 
 
New Member Beckie Gill - August 12, 2003

Hooray, another person added in to the fold of comedy improv juggernaut Einstein Simplified. Yes, we have a Laura Hall. Beckie Gill joins us on stage now with her keyboard and her ivory talent. Read all about her in her bio.
 
 
Comedy Improv Courses - Sept thru Oct at Pellissippi

That's right, Paul will be teaching the comedy improv course of past years again and is adding an intermediate course this time as well. Visit the Pellisspii State website at PSTCC.edu/Class lists and scroll down past the three instrument and engineering classes to see the course descriptions. The course numbers are: Beginner SPE 619P70, Intermediate SPE 620P70. You can register online or call (865) 539-7167 or (865) 539-7166. The courses will be taught on Saturdays from 2-5 p.m. Beginner course is from Sept 6 - Oct 11, Intermediate from Oct 18 - Nov 22.
 
 
Einstein Simplified Benefit - May 31, 2003

Saturday, May 31st Einstein Simplified performed at the first annual Festival Americana to benefit the Steps House for homeless veterans. It was a success and with our help they were pushed over the break even mark. Additionally we would like to thank those of our loyal fans that showed up to support the cause and watch the show.
 
 
Einstein Simplified on Television - March 17, 2003

Starting April 5th of this year we will be included in the showcase programming that will be airing on Fox 43 - WTNZ Saturday Nights at 12 midnight after Mad TV. We will be a regular feature on that program and will be filming more in the future. Who knows, one on-stage appearance and a signed release form and you too could be on television.
 
 
High Gloss Print - March 14, 2003

That's right, we are featured in the April Issue of City View magazine. Grab yourself a copy and read about our exploits, inner thoughts and future plans. Hey kids, it's a magazine, no news print!
 
 
Member Count Plus one - March 12, 2003

Holly Loy has returned to Knoxville, gotten settled and rejoined the mighty, mighty Einstein Simplified improv fury engine. How did we manage without her for all that time? Ask us sometime, maybe we'll have an answer. So she is officially back in the swing of things. Ask her for an autograph, then check to see if she got the last name right.
 
 
Online store up and running - January 28, 2003

As you may have noticed, we have our online store up and running. It is through cafepress and the stuff is incredible. Look for displays at upcoming shows and get your T-Shirts now. Remember Christmas isn't as far away as you think.
 
 
Member Count Less one - January 4, 2003

Justin Benoit has formally submitted his resignation to the group. Justin has decided to focus his attentions on the youth group he now leads, his job and his corduroy stock. You regulars know what I'm talking about. As the first and only Canadian to ever be in the group we will miss our Northern connection and all the great jokes we could have at his expense. We wish you well Justin.
 
 
Holiday Break 2002

Einstein Simplified will be taking a break for the 2002 holiday season. That is to say that there will be no shows on December 24 or December 31. Please take this time to follow our lead and visit your incarcerated relatives and celebrate the holidays however you wish to do so. We will be back in force on January 7, 2003 with Paul Simmons as the emcee and all of you as the crowd. See if you can spot the visiting fan from out of state.
 
 
CanStruction - Follow up

Wow, what a great show of support from our fans, the Knoxville area and Michael Brady Inc., the architect firm that assisted us beyond the call of duty. Kudos to Jacene and friends from MBI, great job and all around wonderful folks. And for those of you who are wondering, yes, it is for real and yes Michael Brady is the same name as Mr. Brady, the architect from the Brady Bunch. No relation. Also their designs are not stuck in the 70's, check out their site and see what we mean.
As far as Canstruction goes, Knoxville beat Atlanta for number of cans, number of sculptures and a whole lotta other stuff. Looks like TN can actually beat GA at something.
 
 


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