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The last message from a fan was in 2012. Most are using our facebook page now for comments. So message submission has been turned off, but the guestbook remains for your perusal. Enjoy the historical records.






Name: Eric Slonaker
City: NYC
Sent: Sat January 04 2003 01:20 PM

Todd- I forgot that Todd Drummond had told me about this; I did see it before, a few years ago. I don't know why it didn't ring a bell when you called me on 1/4/03, it wasn't until I saw the website that I remembered. Frankenstein Simplemind- that's a good name. Must be the fused brain cells...



Name: God
City: Everywhere (at the same time even)
Sent: Sat January 04 2003 01:14 PM

It's no bid deal. Glad to help out. Bring many additional attendees, as I know you will. Let's hear it for theosophists.



Name: aubrey
City: PDX
Sent: Sat January 04 2003 05:09 AM

Having found a new sense of peace and acceptance through my personal communication with God (those anabaptists really have something there), a miracle has come to pass that will enable me to stay an extra day in TN to attend the Einstein show. If I had known such grace was available through the Einstein message board, I would have been posting here long ago. So look for me on Tuesday and you shall be like a chorus of angels for my weary and troubled soul. Many blessings, aubrey.



Name: Brad
Sent: Tue December 31 2002 09:39 AM

Thanks Kelsi, I know its not hard to imagine something like that happening. Bill even thought so. See all on the 7th.



Name: kelsi
Sent: Sat December 28 2002 06:24 AM

Brad, I LOVED that poem. Wish I'd strolled down there to see if Bill really showed up...Oh well! I hope everyone had a merry Christmas! Have a great New Year! PS-(no baby yet - but my Birthday is Mon, so maybe then!)



Name: Wes
Homepage: http://www.americanphotojournalist.com/member.php?
Sent: Thu December 26 2002 05:28 AM

Bravo Superfans!!! Very nicely done! I hope everyone had a good Christmas. I'm a little pissed because I didn't get that pony I asked Santa for, but I guess riding Bill will have to do. Off to finish the egg nog... W



Name: jennifer
Homepage: http://www.bellflowerjewelry.com
City: clinton
Sent: Wed December 25 2002 12:05 PM

merry christmas!!!!!



Name: jennifer (and tom)
Homepage: http://www.bellflowerjewelry.com
City: clinton
Sent: Tue December 24 2002 09:41 AM

EINSTEIN'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS on the first day of christmas einstein gave to me our favorite noun a chair. on the second day of christmas einstein gave to me our title 2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the third day of christmas einstein gave to me 3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the fourth day of christmas einstein gave to me 4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the fifth day of christmas einstein gave to me 5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the sixth day of christmas einstein gave to me 6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the seventh day of christmas einstein gave to me 7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the eighth day of christmas einstein gave to me 8 masters of ceremony...7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the ninth day of christmas einstein gave to me 9 nerdy references...8 masters of ceremony...7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the tenth day of christmas einstein gave to me 10 semi-truck horns...9 nerdy references...8 masters of ceremony...7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the eleventh day of christmas einstein gave to me 11 guessing games...10 semi-truck horns...9 nerdy references...8 masters of ceremony...7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. on the twelveth day of christmas einstein gave to me 12 buzzers buzzing...11 guessing games...10 semi-truck horns...9 nerdy references...8 masters of ceremony...7 belly rubs...6 sarcastic comments...5 SHOTS FOR BILL...4 chair bitches...3 new members...2 superfans...and our favorite noun a chair. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!



Name: jennifer (and tom)
Homepage: http://www.bellflowerjewelry.com
City: clinton
Sent: Thu December 19 2002 05:04 PM

you are very welcome and thank you very much for the wonderful cards and cookies. well it's great that you mentioned hiring you guys...we would like to hire you to perform at patrick sullivans on dec 24 and 31. i know, i know, i'll be quiet. we just miss you guys. 3 weeks is a long time. there are 2 more surprises to come. for the first just come to the message board sometime christmas (or when you have a chance). well try to have it up by midnight christmas eve. the other surprise will take a while longer, hopefully i will be finished before school starts back. i just got some great news more of my jewelry that i have in a store sold today...a necklace and a bracelet this time. you are all invited to our small christmas party on sunday (around 330 or 400 at tom's apartment in north knoxville). if this is considered hiring you guys we can only pay you with cookies and beer though.



Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.EinsteinSimplified.com
City: Knoxville, TN
Sent: Wed December 18 2002 07:27 AM

  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our fans. Last nights show was a blast and gave us a good send off for the year. Thanks especially to Jennifer, Tom and Kelsi for the Christmas goody bags and personalized cupcakes.   Remember there will not be shows on Dec 24, or 31 in 2002 as they are holidays that we will be spending with our families. Please do the same with yours. In the future, remember that we can be hired to entertain at family events, club meetings, football rallys and any thing else you can think of.   See everyone Tuesday, January 7, 2003. Happy Holidays!





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