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Name: Brad C. Hodson
Sent: Fri September 14 2001 11:46 AM

Okay, how about this? A young man, the boy next door type, who becomes involved in international espionage when he realizes that he's being followed by Russian spies (it's during the Cold War). He knows that there's a double agent who's leaking information, but is awed and bewildered when he realizes that it's his clothing! Through in a cool car, lots of guns, a Yuen Woo Ping choreographed fight scene, and a sexy Russian double agent/steamy sex scene and you've got a blockbuster. I'll sell you the rights for a cool mill.

Name: Renny Harlin
City: Los Angeles, CA
Sent: Fri September 14 2001 05:45 AM

My dear Brad C. Hodson. . .If I may say so. . .Your story of the missing pants and boxers intrigues me greatly. I am looking for my next action picture to shoot. I would like to make one about a man who keeps losing his clothing garments. You know? And it could be a film about a man who is young and needs his clothes. It would be sort of a James Bond type film with clothes disappearing. Actually, I don't have a story in mind but your missing boxers and pants intrigues me. Yes, ahhhh. . .yes. . .Hmm. . .

Name: Brad C. Hodson
Sent: Thu September 13 2001 07:44 PM

Now my boxers are gone. Will this never end?

Name: Josh Davenport
City: Take a wild guess!!
Sent: Thu September 13 2001 03:58 AM

I'd have been putting messages up on this board sooner if I knew that beautiful women were writing on here, and all this time I thought it was just a place for dirty old men and Brad to hang out which could be especially nasty now that he has no pants. But on a more serious note that groupie thing needs to be resolved as soon as possible..er I mean Memphis was cool and I met some funny, nice people.

Name: Carlile Lompasta
City: Jackbutt, MN
Sent: Wed September 12 2001 03:51 PM

I must say that the finest of hair is a puppy dog's. Human hair is very fun to touch. I like my own hair. My hair is kind of course. . .but it still can be quite pleasurable to touch it. I also like to touch kitty cat hair. . .or fur. Whichever you like, I suppose. Anyways, cat hai--fu--fair. Cat fair is a little too fluffy and light. But a puppy dog's? It is soft as a cloud on a rainy April Monday at 4:21 p.m. in 1991. The Akita has some fine fantastic hair. I would like a nice corporation to do a book on dog hair softness. I would like to run this new corporation. We could call it "Dogs Are The Best In Terms of Hair". Or, maybe just "Touch Dog Hair". I have lost the feeling in my hands which saddens me. I can no longer touch dog hair. Maybe I will just become a chef instead. Anyways, I would like to say that I do enjoy a good massage from professionals. Good day to all who read this. I am happy.

Name: Brad C. Hodson
Sent: Tue September 11 2001 07:19 AM

The show tonight has been cancelled. As the nation is plunged into a "state of terrorist watch," we feel that it would not be prudent to hold the show tonight. We will be at Patrick Sullivan's next Tuesday night, however.

Name: Shannon Neil
Homepage: http://www.tdimprov.com
City: Birmingham, AL
Sent: Tue September 11 2001 06:14 AM

Just for the record, those damn pants ran off in the night without saying a thing to me about where they were headed. They left nothing but a hastily scribbled note ranting on the importance of a good ole' fashioned Mississippi scrubbin'. Therefore I had nothing to do with whatever they might have done after escaping my watchful eye. Thank you. Signed, The wonderful and IN NO WAY INVOLVED WITH THE ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES OF BRAD'S PANTS woman

Name: Brad C. Hodson
Sent: Tue September 11 2001 05:31 AM

I have just been informed that my pants were behind the hijackings in NY and Washington today. My pants were apprehended while trying to buy a soda in a Bangledeshi marketplace this morning. When asked as to the reason why, my pants simply replied by dancing the Macarena. I wish to apologize to the country as a whole for not being more responsible with my clothing.

Name: Brad's Pants.
City: Hoover, Al
Sent: Mon September 10 2001 11:58 AM

Someone give me a good washing please. I am quite dirty. See, first Brad wore me. Three times. I swear, that boy never does wash his pants. Then he lost me when he went skinny dipping in Lake Crippled Dog. Then before I knew it, some chick picks me up and puts me on. Now, I'm really dirty. I just hope this new owner of me gives me a good scrubbin'. And not just ANY scrubbin'. I'm talking a good ol' fashioned scrubbin'. The kind of scrubbin' old women in Mississippi give to a nice pair of pants. I hope my new owner is like that. There's nothing I enjoy more than a good scrubbin'. And when I was in Brad's possession? Not a single scrubbin'. Just a lot of disrespect. Here's a lesson to all who own pants. Take care of your pants. We pants have feelings and our feelings cannot be compromised. Respect us, love us and take care of us. . .And then and ONLY then we pants promise not to take over the world in a violent manner. Good day to all and I like pudding.

Name: Michelle Pare
Homepage: http://www.tdimprov.com
City: Birmingham, AL
Sent: Mon September 10 2001 07:24 AM

I just wanted to tell you guys what a great job you did this weekend and that it was great to meet all of you. Not to mention you were the cutest boys there! Paul, you were a great partner and I think we should somehow harness our power of improv and use it for good (and by good I mean fame, fortune, and taking over the world). Josh, you never were my groupie that night, so you owe me one. Brad, I saw Shannon today, and I think she is actually WEARING your pants. My suggestion? Your troupe makes another road trip sometime soon to see us! We'll be waiting!!

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