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The last message from a fan was in 2012. Most are using our facebook page now for comments. So message submission has been turned off, but the guestbook remains for your perusal. Enjoy the historical records.

Name: Westard
Sent: Mon October 01 2001 08:13 AM

We have really got to put some sort of filter on this thing to weed out the riff-raff. BTW- $281 was the count I think. Thanks to all the awesome audience members (especially whoever threw in the $100 bill... sweet!) and Patrick Sullivan's for throwing in $100. See all Tuesday.

Name: Jim Jim Tomtom
City: Wellingsworth, AR
Sent: Mon October 01 2001 07:51 AM

Yee . . . Yee . . . I got it. . .Dont forget it. . Yeee. . . Yeeeee. . .Mix it mix it, but dont dont mix it.. . yeeeeee. . . . .Good day, ye chappies.

Name: Westard
Sent: Mon October 01 2001 03:35 AM

Does anyone want to know how much money we (ES) raised last Tuesday night?

Name: Brad C. Hodson
Sent: Sat September 22 2001 05:43 AM

Smee this. (makes gesture towards insanely large crotch area)

Name: Phil Cleonardo
City: Scottsboro, MN
Sent: Fri September 21 2001 02:41 PM

Well, what can I say. . .There's this thing that I've been working on. It mixes words and problems and it aint a con. I don't make the rules they just write themselves. I hope this thing fits on my shelves. What shall I do if I dont have a shelf? For it wont fit and I'll leave it by itself. Please help me, I'm stuck in a quandry. . .Or you can tell me to bugger off and go do some laundry. What do you do when you dont have the brain power. . .To just get over it and take a shower. HELP ME. . .HELP ME. . .I NEED SOME SMEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Shannon Neil
Homepage: http://www.tdimprov.com
City: Birmingham, AL
Sent: Wed September 19 2001 04:30 AM

OK, so I'm not as good a secretary as I thought I was - while juggling answering the phone, typing, and trying not to spill my morning coffee I managed to post my message before it was even written. *sigh* It's going to be one of those days... Anyway, I was just going to say hi. SOMEBODY in your troupe is really sweet and sent me some flowers. I won't name names.....

Name: Michelle Pare
Homepage: http://www.tdimprov.com
City: Birmingham, AL
Sent: Mon September 17 2001 07:05 PM

Ok, so Brad came down to see us this weekend, when are the rest of you going to make the trip??

Name: Renny Harlin
City: Los Angeles, CA
Sent: Mon September 17 2001 09:04 AM

Ahhhh. . .My dear Brad C. Hodson. I, being foreign, am very pleased to see you have responded to me. Sadly, I must inform you. . .The pants/boxers project has already been sold to another young fellow. You see, a man by the name of Brad C. Hodson has already written the rights to me. I do wish you could have been involved with this project. Afterall, it was your idea in the first place. My dear Brad C. Hodson. . .I do wish that you would still keep in touch. We perhaps could work together on my next project "Fluffy Dog Hair". It's a remake of a African light-hearted comedy. Well, Brad C. Hodson, I must be going now. . .I have to call Brad C. Hodson up to tell him the good news--Oh wait. You ARE Brad C. Hodson. My mistake. Well. . .Now my foreign mind is very confused. This is turning into quite a predicament. I am not understanding what is going on. I haven't felt this disoriented since working with my ex-wife Geena. Oh, God. . .I'll get back to you, good sir.

Name: Greg Childers
Homepage: http://www.vertical-imbalance.com/
City: Memphis, TN
Sent: Sat September 15 2001 03:14 PM

Thanks to the folks from Einstein Simplified for coming to Memphis for the festival. You did a hell of a job and we can't wait to see you again. The Masterpiece Theatre, the John Woo film, and the Civil War soldier were the highlights for me. It's too bad no one wanted to bid on Currie (except for the guy who offered some belly button lint). It's nice to see that TENNESSEE ROCKS!

Name: Ceri Hanson
City: knoxville
Sent: Fri September 14 2001 04:41 PM

Wow, I'm out of the loop. I am glad the performance in Memphis went well...I'm ready to see some new twists on the show..Todd, I loved the "view" (wink wink). Maybe we can do it again some time..and bring the wife again too. Those boxers Brad, well you left them on my floor.. I meant to tell you. Josh, the only beautiful woman around hasn't been online lately, but now that I'm here, feel free to call anytime. Keepin it real,Ceri

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