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The last message from a fan was in 2012. Most are using our facebook page now for comments. So message submission has been turned off, but the guestbook remains for your perusal. Enjoy the historical records.

Name: Ceri again
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/garciacleaningserv/in
City: knoxville
Sent: Wed May 23 2001 05:49 PM

Just correcting my link to my businesses web page...Yes I am the one building...sorry if it sucks..I'm not any good at this stuff..well so maybe i am..but that's beside the point... BILL--Your son is MATTHEW SLAYDEN...AHHHHHHHHHH..I used to have the biggest crush on him in 7th grade at the big ole FMS..haha..I hear your frat pics look identical. GO DAD!!

Name: Ceri Hanson
Homepage: http:///www.angelfire.com/tn2/garciacleaningserv/i
City: knoxville
Sent: Wed May 23 2001 05:44 PM

Just checking up on how our patient is...Currie, you better get fit fast. Don't watch the Sopranos too many times ya hear. Do you guys do private shows (wink wink)..I know a "couple of girls" who are in need of entertainment during the fasting period of no show...say around friday night..? Never hurts to ask. Oh and for all you Knoxvillians--Call me for a good cleaning!! House cleaning that is...777-0216 Yeah, you heard me, women on their knees, just how you like it..yeah baby yeah.

Name: SecretAdmirier=)
City: K TOWN
Sent: Tue April 24 2001 06:41 PM

You guys are the greatest!

Name: Greg Huff
City: Maryville
Sent: Mon April 23 2001 07:44 PM

Hey just wanted to say Im expecting your best show ever this Tuesday the 24th because its my 24th B-day. Don't disappoint!!!

Name: Oh You Know
City: Knoxville
Sent: Tue April 17 2001 10:27 AM

Hey guys, you guys are soooo great. As for KarmaSutra boy, I think you could really use an act like that in foreplay..just a suggestion (wink wink). Oh and daddy, please don't tell everyone about how you were anally raped, I don't want my services to spread...:) Keep up the funny stuff.

Name: ES Webmaster
Sent: Mon April 16 2001 07:43 AM

Joseph. The emcee generator has been tweaked to account for abscences. Josh is will be in a play the last two weekends of April and has been rehearsing. Go see "A Wrinkle in Time" at Pellissippi if you get a chance. Thank you for you comments. WE APPRECIATE THEM!

Name: Joseph S. Talin
Sent: Tue April 10 2001 05:51 PM


Name: Todd Covert
Sent: Fri March 23 2001 07:04 AM

Dear Mrs. Palmer, You are correct. Once we did have a marvelously talented and quite attractive young woman performing with us. She moved to Chicago and joined Second City. That girl's name was . . . Peyton Wilson. Perhaps, someday, she'll rejoin us. Till then, please come back and enjoy the shows anytime. Sincerely, Todd

Name: Jeff Held
Homepage: http://www.jeff-held.com
City: Tucson, AZ
Sent: Thu March 22 2001 07:32 PM

EINSTEIN SIMPLIFIED IS THE GREATEST!!! God, I miss you guys! When does the world tour start? Make sure you hit SF, CA. Hey Knoxville - you'd better appreciate them! - a frustrated Californian

Name: Mrs. Palmer
City: Atlanta, Georgia
Sent: Tue March 20 2001 05:00 PM

I really enjoyed your show, but some time ago, didn't you have a wonderfully talented young lady perform with you? Wherever did she go? I tell you, I'd travel literally *hours* to see her again. She was wonderful. Her comedic insight was truly inspiring. I miss her. My life has been a black hole of despair since she departed your stage. If you ever see her again, could you tell her to please come back? Funny is just not, well, *funny enough* without her. Excuse me, I'm feeling verklempt.

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